yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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