**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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