Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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