is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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