Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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