I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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