No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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