its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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