i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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