please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just found puke in my bra..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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