In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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