wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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