Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0