Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.