omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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