uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?