we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She's the barista slut.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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