I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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