hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I smell stomach acid.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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