So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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