You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast