your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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