Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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