he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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