She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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