i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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