I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning