I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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