last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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