Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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