Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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