can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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