I wanna passion pit in your ass
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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