I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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