I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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