PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just tell him i said nine months
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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