She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You made out with two different species that night
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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