She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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