does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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