walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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