I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden