I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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