Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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