I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
This couple is walking their pig around campus
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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