Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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