I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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