Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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