would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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