I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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