i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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