I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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