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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair

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• (512): View more from Texas

  and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green

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• (607): View more from New York

  I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that

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