I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.