Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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