i just made my gag reflex go away.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.