Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that