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(310): View more from California

This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder

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(310): This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder http://tfl.nu/q5de

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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!

(917): View more from New York City

question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?

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(856): i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done! (917): question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut? http://tfl.nu/3a66

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(972): View more from Texas

It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old

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(972): It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old http://tfl.nu/d8tm

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(718): View more from New York

walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)

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(718): walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :) http://tfl.nu/3uv4

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(719): View more from Colorado

Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."

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(719): Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.." http://tfl.nu/gg20

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(314): View more from Missouri

Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'

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(314): Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?' http://tfl.nu/xaro

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer

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(401): The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer http://tfl.nu/75f3

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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer

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(+64): I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer http://tfl.nu/8v2s

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(207): View more from Maine

You said your dick dragged you up the stairs

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(207): You said your dick dragged you up the stairs http://tfl.nu/g6yn

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(810): View more from Michigan

There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.

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(810): There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry. http://tfl.nu/kj1j

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(614): View more from Ohio

at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.

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(614): at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure. http://tfl.nu/2f8p

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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.

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(509): first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off. http://tfl.nu/heya

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.

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(330): I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again. http://tfl.nu/tjdc

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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up

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(910): Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up http://tfl.nu/ud32

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I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.

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(414): I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems. http://tfl.nu/eyas

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