I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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